Standing Silly

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I'm a spontaneous, short, and silly redhead with a whole lot of dreams and so little time to fulfill them. I want to be something and everything at the same time.

Instead of going out partying and drinking with friends, I buy a huge ghirardelli Ice cream cone and jammed away to friday party mix down the highway in my convertible.

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(Source: leilockheart, via laughingstation)

Working out at Target

Yes, I am a five foot tall tiny person tromping through Target carrying the 50 pound bag of dog food. 

No, I do not need your help. Why in anyone’s right mind* would someone accidentally forget a cart and instead decide it’s more sensible to tote around a 50 pound bag?

Come on, people think. I’ve been out of the gym for a two weeks. I need to work these damn arms. 

Don’t ask me if I need help and don’t act like you are some hot male shit because you thought you were cool and stepping up to help some poor girl. Pluh-ezze, boy. I’ve got bigger muscles than you. 

*I guess we could also aurgue I’m possibly insane, but that’s beyond the point

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One of the strangest things about having lost all that weight is that I will be sitting here, minding my own buisness, and then I look over and realize, “Damn, my thighs are so small. “

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Sugar Skull

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My new tattoos! [: