So I bought some men’s deodorant because if it’s anything like men’s razors, it works 1,000X better.
I keep smelling my pits because they smell like a yummy boy now.
I got into my first car accident a few weeks ago.
It wasn’t entirely my fault. The worst part was that I had been driving Mom’s car and I felt awful about messing it up.
But it’s okay now because I fixed it. (;