So I bought some men’s deodorant because if it’s anything like men’s razors, it works 1,000X better.
I keep smelling my pits because they smell like a yummy boy now.
Seriously, if I pretend I’m gay will my ‘friends’ stop crossing the line and getting all creepy as fuck on me?
If you are a male and my friend, I lay down my boundaries right away. If I tell you I’m not interested then you need to learn to accept that and respect me if you want to continue being part of my life. That, or get the hell out.
And the really sad thing is that this is not the first time this has happened to me. I understand being attracted to a friend, I’ve got one or two that I undeniably adore; but unless it’s mutual, you need to learn how to come to terms with it for the sake of friendship.
It is disrespectful to go against your ‘friends’ wishes. After all, no means no. Don’t be an ass and ignore the boundaries.
Someone asked me if I had ever tried Martial Arts..
My ‘No’ response also contained, ” I’m a thrill seeker. To hold my attention, I need a challenge, a bit of mystery, and something to scare me a little. “
And then it dawned on me that that is almost exactly the same criteria I have for a potential boyfriend
and why I will most probably remain single for the remainder of my life.
I compare boys on the same level as my circus addition.